8 AI Gifts That Are
So Wrong, They’re Right

Because AI always thinks you have more than ten fingers—why not be prepared?

Perfect for those frigid holiday mornings when you need all of your extra fingers warm and toasty. These luxurious gloves come with bonus digits so that you can feel truly AI-ready. Don’t let your human anatomy hold you back—embrace the future, one extra pinky at a time!

Finally, an AI-powered gadget that can tell you how many R’s are in strawberry!

Tired of debating whether there are two or three R’s in strawberry? This cutting-edge tool counts for you with a 30% accuracy rate! It’s the AI solution to a problem you never knew you had—but one AI can’t seem to solve.

Because AI just can’t decide what holiday shapes look like!

Tired of boring old stars and reindeer? Let AI surprise you with cookie cutters shaped like…well, it could be anything! A reindeer with an extra leg, half a snowflake, or maybe something that looks like a giraffe crossed with a mitten. AI’s creativity knows no bounds, and now, neither do your holiday cookies!

The gift that totally gets sarcasm. (Spoiler: it doesn’t.)

A must-have for anyone whose AI fails to catch when they’re totally kidding. From dry wit to playful jabs, this gadget will confidently misunderstand your tone 100% of the time. Comes with a built-in setting that always assumes you’re serious!

Glitchy hands? Floating objects? A totally normal way to view the world!

Slip on these sunglasses and experience the world exactly how AI does! Witness everyday objects warp into surreal shapes and watch as people‘s hands mysteriously sprout extra fingers or merge with nearby furniture. Perfect for the art enthusiast who loves cubism or just anyone who wants to see reality glitch.

Gift wrap designed to baffle and… impress?

This year, give the gift of confusion with a wrapping kit that includes bows that are melded together, boxes that are literally inside-out, and ribbons tied in ways no human can comprehend. What could possibly go wrong?

Why be correct when you can be confident?

Powered by AI’s boundless self-assurance, this fun fact generator provides totally made-up trivia to wow your friends. Whether you’re learning that the moon is made of cheese or that dogs have played in the NBA, this gadget never lets a lack of truth get in the way of a good answer!

For when you’ve been using AI so long, you’ve forgotten what the outdoors looks like.

We get it—AI can keep you glued to your screen for hours on end. That’s why we’ve curated the perfect gift for the digital hermit in your life: the “Touch Grass“ Starter Kit. This kit includes a packet of grass seeds and instructions on how to plant them (in case you’ve forgotten what real plants are). Grow your own patch of reality right next to your desk! With time and care, you’ll have a tangible reminder that there’s a whole world outside your screen—one you can actually touch.